And then they walk off screen to go raise some bars, if you know what we mean. There is a commercial for Pay As You Go phones, where a cell phone from the 1980s and a pink modern cell phone are the proud parents, extolling the benefits of their new baby cell phone and how it is going to help people save money on their monthly talk, text, and data plans.He starts out with simple things like a frayed cord or a loose plug, but then ends with "or if the bed suddenly catches fire". ![]() The Claude the Cat PSA about loose connections has Claude talking about the signs a connection is loose.A DirecTV ad has Bon Jovi extolling the virtues of being able to "go back in time" and watch past episodes of TV shows that a married couple have missed, then starts singing about other uses for the ability to go back in time and correct mistakes, starting with choosing a different kind of salsa and ending with deciding not to have a second child, whereupon the salsa changes and the couple's youngest son vanishes from existence, meaning the ad effectively ends with Bon Jovi killing a kid because his parents didn't want him.Apparently, the backstory behind the sign is that it had a blank space in a group of six boxes, and the sign makers having a good sense of humor, decided to fill it in. The current trope picture is from Constance Bay, Ottawa."Don't wait! Don't delay! Don't fuck with us, or we'll rip your nuts off!"."Bring your trade! Bring your title! Bring your wife! We'll fuck her!".Big Bill Hell's features a few examples, being a Parody Commercial that heavily leans into Abusive Advertising and copious amounts of profanity:.She finally whispered, her face deep red as she stepped forward, trying to keep up with him. However… She didn’t want him to know about it. Though she loved being around him, and really wished to huddle up against him, while falling asleep… There was a strange fear she just couldn’t ignore.īeing around him, touching him, kissing him… Every single time a slight twinge rushed through her body, causing pain. You don’t need to-… I’ll sleep on the sofa.” Tabia’s tone had an anxious quality, and she lowered her head, as her blush rose immediately. Or we can bed together.” He looked at her curiously, taking a couple steps forward. “I can sleep on the sofa, let you use the bed, if you’d like. The walk would take about five minutes at most. “I don’t think anything you can do would bother me…” He smiled softly, a quick glance from him, directed at the love of his life. “I don’t even know if i’m dead or alive… a ghost- or just… human again.” “If i lie down for a while, i will fall asleep… but- i don’t feel tired. Sometimes… it even hurts.” She finally mumbled, obviously feeling sorry about her last sentence. “Touching you… is like- touching high voltage. She felt a lump in her throat, detaining the woman from speaking for a while. But sometimes- I just don’t wanna…” She stopped. “Actually… i can almost feel how magic flows through your body. ![]() “…I forget about your power from time to time.” She let out a short sigh, lowering her head as she continued. “Do you? Is sleep required by you, or did something happen that stopped that need?” People thought I’d died the first time it happened.” “On days where it gets really bad, I’ve slept for twenty-four hours afterward. With tender force, Xerath squeezed Tabia’s hand in return. The flow of magic is a strenuous…Sometimes I wish I didn’t need to bear it.” Hesighed thoughtfully. Tabia squeezed his hand a bit more, ignoring the slight pain rushing through her body. “Do- Do you even need to sleep anymore?” She looked up at him with a curious smile. “I was wondering…” She finally mumbled, after simply staring at him for a while. As her lips started to form a happy facial expression, her eyes stayed emotionless. She couldn’t resist giving him another, faint smile.
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